All Male Action

Irresponsible

2006-12-11T18:57:41Z

i believe the last time i wrote anything in this thing was about three months ago, i was working in the library. I don't know why i don't write in here.

I'll give a recap of the activities I've spent the last three months taking part in:
-not sleeping
-writing endless papers
-going across the street with friends
-playing mortal kombat
-crush
-making new friends (Christos, Lauren, molly, Christina, Maggie, kirk, rich, etc.)
-acting like a little kid (water gun fight last night. i lost. i was freezing.)
- finishing two presentations, one 20 page paper and another 10 page paper, all this morning!! yay me.

I am at work right now. I am technically entering information into this computer system that is formatted in MS-DOS. I haven't had to use that program since i was in third grade and it's really hard to relearn. But, hey, I am the master now.

Last day of class is Wednesday. Last day of finals is sometime after that. I cannot wait until i am home. I miss Kayleigh and Chris and Jasen and everyone. I have christmas presents for no one. Not even my parents or my sister. I do not know what i am going to do about that.

Maybe i'll write again sooner. I hope so.

I KNOW YOU'LL GET THOSE PRINTS FINISHED, KAYLEIGH, AND THEY'LL BE THE BEST PHOTOGRAPHS I'VE EVER SEEN. I LOVE YOU!!!

Send Lawyers, Guns, and Money

2006-09-18T20:59:17Z

I am in the library trying to get some work done. Obviously, I am failing miserably.

Lately i cannot get enough of Evan Dando or Warren Zevon. Weird pairing i suppose, but i'm loving every minute of them.
---"Tenderness on the Block" by Zevon is quite possibly the best song ever and "Outdoors Type" by Dando as the Lemonheads is quite possibly the funniest. Everyone should get a listen of both.

I have been at school for about two weeks now. It's going pretty good. It doesn't feel like a new year. It's just been one long year with a really big break in between. Summer already feels like so long ago and i'm missing out on so many things at home.

There is a boy here. Weird. I havent had a true crush (I.E. nervous around him, giggly...stupid, etc.) in about two years and it's really nerve-wracking for me. We'll see how things work out with that.

I'm in a class right now that centers on Mysticism in the three major religions...and let me just tell you, it takes up most of my day. After i get out of that class i spend the rest of my waking hours thinking about what i learned or what we discussed. It's a perfect little hippie class--we all sit in a circle and talk about existential shit. The prof. is wonderful as well. She is so much like my mom. You could say "God is like a giraffe..you know?" and she would say, "i can really see where you are coming up with that!! yeah!" She's also Austrailian. Cute.

I miss Kayleigh im-measurably. I miss Jasen and Chris more than words. Kate's in London living the high life. I just miss everyone but i am really having a good time up here. I wish i could go home for a weekend on the grayhound or something but everyone is always working. Maybe i can. We'll see!

I miss you! You all know who you are.

beastmasters @ 2006-05-27T02:40:00

2006-05-27T06:51:43Z

i've been home for a couple weeks now. have hung out with chris morris almost every day. thats sweet. i havent seen much of kayleigh, megan, chris gearheart, jess, jake, etc. etc. I have also seen NONE of kate and i miss her terribly. Perhaps i will have to journey to philly soon. we'll see. I wonder why that is. i am not trying to avoid anyone and i dont think they are either. people are busy.

things i want to do this summer-
-see more of kayleigh, megan, kate, chris, jess, jake, etc.
-make enough money to NOT have a job at school.
-be 100% content.
-go at least one place sort of cool so i can have just one damn story to bring back to school, in the vein of "what i did with my summer vacation"--(and not the Tiny Toon's Adventure's made for TV movie.)

those are simple enough wishes. I guess the "100%" thing is probably not at all attainable but i can try and i bet i can get it into the mid to high 90s.

my sister is graduating this year. odd.

i feel really odd lately. it's like i'm supposed to be all grown up and concerned with nothing else but my stupid summer job and money but i'm not. i only work this job so my father will get off my back. i would rather just hang out, by my self, with anyone, it doesnt matter, for the rest of the summer. go to fun places. have fun life stories.

i was looking through my mom's photo album from the year she was 19-21 and there are all these pictures from the Cape, California, fun little amusement parks, cabins, old country towns, what have you. she looks so happy with all her friends. it's sweet. it's weird looking at my mom when she was my age. she still looks like my mommy to me.

i had fun today. nora came up and she and chris and i hung out. i called kayleigh. we ran into megan. brownies were had by most and a burrito was had by one(chris...gross)

this is the most ADD entry ever. i do not feel comfortable writing in this thing. i think thats the most honest thing i've ever wrote in here.

i miss all my friends. i am home.

my hips dont lie

2006-04-29T17:36:46Z

This is Nora. Emily's on her bed watching somthing about corn on the cob and how it should be brown. I don't know about you guys, but I like my corns yellow!
seeee youuuu guys

easter, anyplace but home.

2006-04-15T04:56:41Z

so it's Easter.
Everyone it know from Emmanuel went home for the weekend. We get friday, saturday, sunday and monday off (because of the Boston Marathon/Patriots Day) and my teacher cancelled class on tuesday. I off course didnt know that this holiday weekend was such a god damn deal so i didnt mention it to my father and here i am, in Massachusetts all alone.
Well, i'm not technically alone, i am in tewksbury, MA which is where my aunt lives and my cousins but sometimes i feel like my cousin Laura just puts up with me.
(-) I want to be home.
(+) I only have three and a half more weeks of school. I will be home May 8.

I miss my house. my bed. my friends. my coffee. my sister. my cat.

on the plus side, i bought a really nice pair of pants today. my life is so sad. haha.
another funny anecdote. i was in my cousins bunked bed, the top one, and my phone rang at about one last night. I am a bit of a sleep walker and i heard the phone, acknowledged and jumped out of the bed. (all of which, while i was sleeping) I crashed, slammed, NAY, rocketed onto the floor and then slid across the 1970's shag carpet on my knees for about five feet. i didnt wake up until my head smashed into my cousins dresser. hilarious. its funny, i feel happy not sad about my knees having no aparent skin left on them because when i look down at my legs it makes me feel like i am nine again and i skinned my knees climbing a tree. i wish i was nine.

kate tagged me

2006-02-22T15:11:20Z

So kate olivia tagged me to do something on here and i think it would be just a little bit beneath me not to do it since i never ever update this thing. Plus, it's not like updating once in three years is going to kill me. So kate-this ones for you little lady.

Post TEN random facts about you which only a few people know. {i am not going to tag people...because the only others i would tag are megan and kayleigh, and kate already asked them to do it}

1. I am so shy that when i meet new people my insides do rhythmic gymnastics. (most people i know wouldnt think i am so shy)

2. When i was really little i used to wish i was Clarissa Darling--almost everyday, atleast twice.

3. This is kind of a known fact, but i think it's worth it: I am almost deathly afraid of Hippopotami...and yeah, pigmy ones count. They are just the devil in fat stumpy bodies. Thats it, end of story. And no! they are not cute so shut up.

4. I have almost died twice in two separate but clearly similar ways and i find that hilarious. Nation of Head Injuries UNITE. (Fight the Helmets that Be!!)

5. I had my first kiss at 6 and then had to wait another 8 years for the follow up.

6. I LOVE CURLING AND ICE DANCING (and no, thats not Figure Skating) This is not on there because the Olympics are currently on. I truly love a sport where you sweep around on a hockey rink. Plus, there is a term called "twizzle" in ice dancing which always makes me chuckle.

7. I love Meg Ryan movies. I know! I know! But I do.

8. Everyday of my life i thank god for three things: 1) My Mother's health, 2.) My friends, and most importantly, 3.) Gary Busey.

9. I dance alone in my room, really eradically and silly and no one will ever see it. Ever.

10. I miss all my friends so much. (not a secret but rather a blatant fact)

So for a real entry since i'm here.
Lately i've been thinking about old shows on nickalodeon. I listed alot of them and it brought so many memories back to me. I know this is so weird but those old shows reminded me of so many things that would have otherwise been lost in the annals of my mind forever.
-My Brother and Me
-Clarissa Explains it All
-Hey Dude
-Salute your Shorts
-Doug
-Rugrats
-All That
-Double Dare
-Kennan and Kel
-Noozles (show about Koalas that lived in Koala-Wala Land)
-Legend of the Hidden Temple
-Guts
-Pete and Pete
-Secret World of Alex Mack
-Mr. Wizard's World (best 'science' show of all time...suck it Bill Nye)
-Belle and Sabastian (which was a Japonese show that was on when i was like 6 about a boy and his HUGE white dog, Belle)

Now, whats most sad about that list was when i was little, i was only allowed to watch 2 hours of tv a day, yet i still managed to know and love all those shows.
This entry has no point. i love everyone. aparently i had no life as a child. I didnt just watch tv, i was always outside but still...My Brother and Me...!? Classic.
Will i ever forget my friends? DONT HOLD YOUR BREATH!

All changed! Changed utterly: a terrible beauty is born!--Yeats

2006-02-02T03:42:48Z

lately things have been alright. i like it here quite a bit. i like a place where you can go out and play in the snow for over three hours and act like a stupid fool and be laughing so hard you aren't even cold. Oh yeah, and a place with snow.
the snow up here makes things look very charles dickins..ish. I think thats why i love these winters. It's not just the snow, it's the old buildings and small, dangerous at night alley ways. Whats more Dickins than an old dreary cobblestone alley? Nothing.
I've started my new classes, they are all great with the exception of French. I was never ment to speak that language, let alone pass the class.
There is sort of kind of a new boy in my life...alittle. He is nice. This is all i'll disclose on a journal that offers no privacy. But lets just say he likes to read W. B. Yeats while listening to Miles Davis...thats just cool.
I hope things will come to fruition with that, but i dont know.
I miss kayleigh.
I miss megan.
I miss aggie and mommy and daddy.
I miss chris & kris.
I miss clayton.
I miss the coffee shop.
I miss alot of things.
I love it here.

by the way, i am in love with W. B. Yeats-
"The innocent and the beautiful
Have no enemy but time."

and also, I entered "i miss kayleigh" into google, and i got this.

her name is Miss Kayleigh, and she won the Miss Magical Dreams contest...Miss Kayleigh Montgomery was robbed in the competion.

Jonathon is going to kill us all!

2006-01-09T17:36:25Z

I go "home" in four days. For some reason whenever i tell people that i am going back to boston a week early i say "i'm going home," which is kind of weird but it seems natural. I guess my dad decided that since it's my grandather's birthday that i should go up a week early and go to his party. That seems like a pretty good reason right? Well I guess he neglected to tell the rest of the family that i am coming home early. Last night he informed me that i am not flying into Boston, but actually Manchestor and that i need to call my cousin Laura to come get me. Not only that, i need to live at their house for a week and they don't even know that i am coming. With the Ferreira's (the cousins), it will not be a problem because they are possibly the most giving people i know. Which is especially noticable because they give quite frequently. Laura always picks me up from school, they let me stay at the house, Dave drives me to the airport, Katie brings me to her plays at her school. Great Family over all. I capitalized Family for some reason. nice.
I have to leave the house in seven minutes. I am meeting Kate's mother, Emily Daniel, and kate, kayleigh, and megan at the Clay Oven today at one. It's this bomb Indian restaurant on the Golden Mile, next to Music N' Arts. Seriously, everyone should go to it. I sort of cheated them out of some money the last time i was there, but it was all in the greater interest of Tron, and really thats all that matters.
I've been hanging out with Lindsey and Jake, my friends from the coffee shop, alot lately. They are both really awesome. At first lindsey seems hard and mean but she's really hilarious and sweet. Jake is always sweet. The two of them combine and call upon....Captin (sp..suck) Planet. Kate and I went over to 219 last night and Jake taught us this card game called Palace which has about ten billion rules but once you get them, which i never fully did, the game is a riot. Aparently the object of the game is to "screw your neighbor" but i kept screwing myself. Card games with 19 thousand rules are to emily as Oil is to Vinegar. Ahh, i love me analogies.
I am going to be so late.
Megan, Chris, Kate, and I went to Wonder Book last night and megan found the cutest book ever. It's a mini collection of Poe and it's called "Poe's Poems" and has a blue cover with green long stem flowers growing all over it. It's precious. She also bought me a HUGE Oscar Wilde collection. It has all his poems, fairy tales, two plays and one novel in it. I AM SERIOUSLY. I took that one and kate had the poe and we had a sonnet-off. It got pretty heated and bad ass. We tied. THANKS MEGAN.
Kayleigh techically moved to Rockville last night. I miss her. I will see her in thirty minutes and i am moving much farther away in four days but still...i am a dorkwhore. thats right.
I love everyone. I love the world. I love dave chappelle. I do not love as vacations draw to the end.

christmas inventory

2005-12-26T01:28:20Z

today was a wonderful day. yesterday on eve i went to jakes with kayleigh, kate, and tron and it was soooo much fun. We all went up to the attic and kevin collins and will and some other's brought up instruments and they began to sing humorous songs. Tron sang the long ballad of "Cider FACE" (a fictional account of what would happen if lightning hit an apple tree, liquified the apples in their juices and exploded on someone's face...making him Cider Face.) It makes no sense right now...well, it never made sense but i can say that it was hilarious. They also sang "Indeed," which is my favorite song. I heard it sang on thanksgiving but this rendition was spot on. Let me tell you.
Anyway, i got home at a decent hour and then my sister woke me up for presents. I got a stereo that plays cassettes, cds, the radio, and RECORDS. I am so psyched! I am listening to Revolver on it now. At the moment all i have to play are my father's old records, which isnt a bad thing because he has killer taste, but i really want to get out there and shop around for myself a little with my new money...but i need to save it for school. UGH...school.
I also got the dvd of Home Movies, a cartoon, and the Bruce Springsteen Born to Run concert cd and dvd. I love The Boss so my dad had it easy this christmas since this thing just came out.
I also got the best hat known to the entire world. It's one of those Ruskie-Fargo hats and it's called "The Mad Bomber!!" It has a picture of a mulleted man on it. it's hilarious. My mom saw it in a LL Bean catelog and thought it was hilarious. Its kind of weird though because it's lined with real rabbit fur, but you have to think of it this way--when will RABBITS be endangered...they do it like, well, rabbits. And i know some people are going to think it's gross and shit...but i didnt pick it out and it's hilarious looking anyway. I love it. Way to go Surprise Dead Rabbit Hat! Way to Go!
I hope everyone had a great christmas!!

beastmasters @ 2005-12-14T20:03:00

2005-12-15T01:04:10Z

so, i am home in one week exactly. it's exciting! i get to be with my family for a whole month and see my friends, especially kayleigh, megan, and kris who i havent seen since summer ended. thats so weird to think about.
i just want it known that this year i have been in a exceedingly nostalgic mood. i have watched every Renkin Bass Production that was ever made. Santa Claus is Coming to Town, Jack Frost, Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer, and The Year Without Santa Claus....i love them all so much.
I am bored and i suppose i should be studying for my finals. They start on friday and i am getting nervous. Wish Me Luck!
I love everyone.

beastmasters @ 2005-11-22T12:42:00

2005-11-22T17:44:29Z

I have the best friends that anyone could ever ask for. megan and kayleigh sent me a care package and i love it. it has a mix cd, a jacob's ladder (i love them), dinosaurs, an awesome shankalicious purse, a great jacket, and wonderful pictures. thanks sooo much. i miss you guys and everyone so much. i'll be home, this time tommorrow!!

after i scanned this hilarious thing i had to sadly make the words darker on paint, but since i am artistically challenged they look like an drunk five year old drew them with crayon. Sorry i bastardized the picture, i love it!!!

Few and Far Between

2005-11-15T06:28:02Z

So, hello everyone. I havent updated this thing in a very long while and i have realized that i start most of my entries this way but there is a reason why i never could keep a diary. I go to class everyday, i hang out with my friends and then i go to bed exhausted and wake up in the morning and start over. I don't really think that my days are interesting enough to comment on so i usually just let this thing go fallow, but you know, thats the way to a more plentiful and meaningful harvest. (what?!...i am so weird) So, here i go.
Ok, the past couple of months that i have spent here in Boston have been absolutely amazing. I have met four amazing friends and many other great people. My mother makes fun of me because "leave it to you to have three friends." What can i say, i like to have close friends where ever i go. I am not an acqaitance type of girl. So, basically, if i am your friend it's because i love you.
This weekend was amazing as well. My cousin Christopher got married to an amazing girl, Kathy, and the wedding was beautiful if not eventful. During the homily (catholic word for boring part of the mass where the Father talks about something...do i ever listen?) my other cousin, Kevin-Chris' brother, started to slouch all weird and this whisper went through the church. "whats wrong with kevin??" And then all of a sudden he collapsed. It was intense. Aparently he was so nervous about having to give the rings and a speech that he hadnt eaten all day and ended up stealing all the glory. Chris was hilarious about it. He'll never let him live it down. To give people visual, Chris looks like Kevin James of King of Queens and is three times as hilarious. I have the best family. I know this is weird but i slow danced with all my cousins (photo op.) and i danced with some other boys as well, so as not to be TOO West Virginia-ish. After the wedding was an after party in my hotel and Chris made me go even though it was basically all 30 year olds. They were so hilarious. All drunk and giving me advice on how to do keg stands and how to properly hold my liquer at parties and such. I just let them talk because they were so shattered.
My sister couldnt come up for the wedding and this devaustated me, but it was because her soccer team has a chance at the State Finals again this year and i am so excited for her. It's her senior year. She's amazing but i missed her so much.
I am trying to make this long since it'll probably be the last until the new year...I am flying home on the 23rd and i am dying for these nine days to go by fast. I am so sad that i wont get to see Kayleigh, Megan, or Kris Tripplaar but they are going to have a blast out there with the Purple Mountains, I heard they are pretty majestic. I'll see everyone at the Coffee Shop, much anticipation there.
Last thing, the wedding was in Lowell, MA where JOHNNY DAMON (center feilder for the Red Sox, for those of you who don't know me or the Red Sox roster) lives and since my dad and i are both MOrons we drove out to his huge house and i actually SAW HIM as he went into his house. I SAW HIM. It was a pinicle moment in my life. He is probably going to a New York team next year, which as most of you know is like Jesus making a deal with Lucifur, but i love him.
Ok, well this was long and nonsensicle. I love everyone. I miss everyone. Kayleigh, you are my heart. Megan, your new/old pictures amaze me. Love, Sweet Dreams.

beastmasters @ 2005-10-18T14:12:00

2005-10-18T18:13:25Z

for anyone who knows me enough to call me on a daily basis, basically...kayleigh, my phone has died big time. It will not work, it has conceeded to death and that is it. I'll will try to fix this problem as soon as i can. sorry...i suck..and so does verizon.

beastmasters @ 2005-10-18T01:57:00

2005-10-18T06:00:02Z

Everyone needs to watch the new comedy central show, The Colbert Report ('It's french, bitch!') because it is pure genius.
Steven and Stone Philips had a "gravitas" contest to prove that it doesnt matter how ridiculous something a reporter says, as long as he has "gravitas" when he says it, it doesnt have to make sense. Towards the end they just started saying riddles. Stone did the lewis carroll thing :
What a to-do to die today at a minute or two to two,
A thing distinctly hard to say but harder still to do.
For they'll beat a tattoo at a quarter to two:
A rat-ta tat-tat ta tat-tat ta to-to.
And the dragon will come when he hears the drum
At a minute or two to two today, at a minute or two to two.

And let me tell you, i laughed my ass off because he said it SOO serious. SO Gravitas!

beastmasters @ 2005-10-14T12:37:00

2005-10-14T17:02:31Z

so, i took some shitty pictures of my new hair cut. i find it sort of hilarious to take self portriets (sp? so wrong) in general and especially with a poloroid so most of the pictures have me making a stupid face. I'll try to post them on here but i don't know how to do much.

I couldnt keep from laughing here. I tried to do that cool "i am forlorn" thing, but it didnt work out.

Out of focus CENTRAL.

Well, i hope you guys like my hair cut. It's been like this for a month an a half now and i keep forgetting that everyone at home hasnt seen it yet. So, I love everyone. Have a great day.

beastmasters @ 2005-10-07T12:10:00

2005-10-07T16:10:39Z

i commented on kates and now i have to post this up, have fun...

Leave your name and
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal. You MUST.

LETS GO RED SOX

2005-09-30T23:42:17Z

it's been a good week. I went to the sox game on wednesday (they were killed, 7-2) and then they WON yesterday. I am nervous about tonight's game, it's 1-1 but it's only the first inning. I hate the yankees, they make me so nervous.
myself and some of the people i hang out with are going to chill out for a while tonight and then do what we did last night: wait until the seventh inning and then walked up to Fenway and watch the game from a tv outside. There was so much energy when they won. I love living here!!!!
I miss my sister alot though. i know thats lame, but i really do. I miss everyone so much, but for some reason i just miss Sister a little bit more.
I think i am going to get going because the game is back on. Pray for me...

Ooh, sweet caroline, good times never seem so good...

special love region

2005-09-11T14:12:31Z

so i cut my hair off. when i say off, i mean, well...gone. It's longish in the front and wicked short (1/2 inch-1 inch) in the back. I love it. That could just be me, but i love it so much. I called my mom and told her about it and she demanded that i send her a picture so that she could make sure it wasnt, and i am sorry for her words, "dyke-y." She loves it and therefore i think i am in the clear, she wouldnt tell me she liked it if she didnt. Oh no, that is not Judi's style...her style is more like being so honest that while i run out of the room crying she would remark, "is that really what you're going to run like...just asking?"
I am starting to really love it here, still miss everyone though. obviously. the stupid assholes (they are actually wicked nice) in the room next to me played a video game until five in the morning and were all like "WOOO HELL YEA...BEAT THAT BITCH!!!!!!!" the entire time and i didnt get any sleep. around 3 i just gave up and watched infomercials. Let me tell you about the greatest product ever. I want everyone to remember that this product was being pushed on what is usually ABC:FAMILY...ok, lets go. Picture a cheezy set with none other than America's favorite porn star, Ron Jeremy sitting in a big chair in the middle, talk show style. To his right are three chairs filled with breasts. Well, women which unbelieveably huge breasts. Aparently porn stars have come together and developed the world's greatest product-Extendzz. Yeah, thats right ladies and gentlemen, if you want nature's responce to viagra and the assurance that it was made by the world's most compitant...fornicators, this is where you need to turn. For two hours they have various "adult star artists" go on and on about Extendzz but since it was on ABC FAMILY and not on say, CineMaxx, they couldn't even say "penis"...so they kept using phrases like
"hey boys, wouldnt you like to enlarge that 'special part' of the man's anatomy?"
"Hell Yea, my 'love region' isn't big enough yet!!"
What!! LOVE REGION!!!!!!!!! that is all. thank you.

New School Year, New City

2005-09-07T03:07:53Z

So, this is the first entry in a really...really long time. I am sorry about that. I moved up here on thursday of last week and spent friday and saturday with my family. I moved into my new home, St. Ann's Hall at Emmanuel College in Boston on sunday. It's a really nice hall and the room is very nice. Raquel, my room mate, is really nice. Her real name is Yun Chow and she is from Taiwan. I don't think there is going to be any problems because she seems really cool.
Sunday, Monday, and today were all spent in stupid "welcome week" type programs but today was actually fun. I went to Quincy Market with two new friends, Liz and Kristyn. We took the T and walked around for most of the day and then later there was a drive in movie at the Quad (which makes me laugh to even say, so Felicity). It was Madegasgar and it was HILARIOUS. I know. I know. But still, i love little kids movies.
Tommorrow my classes start and i am actually excited. I want to prove to my parents that i can actually do well this year, being up here alone.
I miss Kayleigh, Megan, Kate, Doug, and all the people from the coffee shop so much. I REALLY miss my sister and mom and dad. I know thats normal, but i still really miss them. It's great that i have the rest of my entire family living within 20 minutes of the city.
In personal news, i am now addicted to Miami Ink. A show on tlc. It's about this one tattoo shop in south beach and the people that work there. i love them. People should check it out.

beastmasters @ 2005-06-22T09:42:00

2005-06-22T13:49:25Z

man oh man. i am in the class again and yet again we are free writing. I love me some free writing.
yesterday was fun, if not a little sad. I cleaned my room a bit, went to hold salem when they put her down, and then went to the mall where i sat with kayleigh in hatworld for four and a half hours. she was there for five and a half. we went in there to visit doug and it seems that his cup runneth over with charm and we just couldnt tear ourselves away.

haha, i just typed in that phrase on google and this is what i found

haha, i am so pathetic. all i do is find funny pictures on google, but i makes me laugh.

moving on, we met up with clayton at the mall and went to the ole italian oven. he drew really nice cartoons on the table. kayleigh and i drew some really horrible ones, although we both master the treble and bass clef. (major dweebs)

my next essay has to be a humorous "anti-how-to.".....what? it has to be called something and then be about how NOT to do what it's called. for instance : How to Catch Your Man...and then be like "all men love it when ladies where tight fitting spandex. Seriously, no matter your body type, men go wild for a chick in bicycle shorts!" i think thats going to be my thesis.

she was mine.

2005-06-21T17:09:21Z

salem, my cat, is being put down in about an hour. i have to get ready to go and meet her at the vet and "help her through this," as my mom put it. i am having a hard enough time with it myself. i mean, she's just a cat. thats where my main problem stems from. i mean, i couldnt cry when my grandma died (not my nana...i bawled) but yet i feel like i should cry over this poor cat. Thats the fact that makes me feel sick. a cat shouldnt do that to me. i've had her for half my life and i love her. thats also weird.
i just think that most of these weird feelings about my cats impending death is because...actually, i really can't think of anything. i think im over analyzing all of this. i am allowed to be sad, she was mine and i love her. i hate cancer. in both animals and humans.
i have to go now.

a simile is a comparison that can eat a bug

2005-06-13T14:00:27Z

yeah, so im in english class again. I have only about thirty more minutes and i am going mad. We are supposed to be typing about a time when "you have been or you have" mistreated others. Well, i got the answer. I am being mistreated right now by this utterly tiny keyboard. My hands are all schmushed (word??) and now they hurt. I am a cry baby but i dont care because last night when i was sleeping so that i could wake up for this stupid class, my friends were out having raucous fun. NO FAIR! See, i dont need to be in this class. I just interjected the word "raucous" into a sentence and it was in context and it also was BOMB. 33 minutes to go.
I cannot possibly type in this for 32 more minutes, solid, so i better get going...

I find this funny because i was bored and decided to visit the image section of google. I typed in "i hate my life" and found this picture:

just plain funny. im sure he doesnt really hate his life, he probably hates mine.

beastmasters @ 2005-06-08T08:04:00

2005-06-08T12:13:00Z

It's eight o clock in the morning at the moment and i am in school!!!!!!!! We are supposed to be typing a "free writing" about our hopes and dreams and just "type it out"...thats actually what this lady said. She's sweet though. I havent updated this in a long time but now that i know we'll be doing these writings, i think i'll just do them on this. Good plan.
I guess i should catch up on this thing. Last wednesday, kayleigh, Count BJ, Clay, Chris, and myself all went to King's Dominion. IN ONE CAR. It was so much fun though. Clay had to be home early for a rehearsal, he's in a play, but i think we rode every ride that is necessary. Clay pretended he was...challenged, which when wrote out here sounds horrible and it was horrible...but in that way that makes you laugh, just a little. and then a little more...
I've been hanging out A LOT at the coffee shop, late into the early morn. I really like it there. We play hacky sack alot, i'm actually getting better.

thats going to be me someday. Not the girl...she's a ho, the dude that all about the hack. i also aspire to have a girl like that watch me and pretend she's interested. that'll be the day i know i'm one slammin' hippie. god dammit i'm bored.
there's another "get together" at kate's "house" tonight and i have to try to find a way to get over there. i think if i go, i'm going to be a little more...sober about the whole thing. yeah.

michelle tanner 4 lyfe.

2005-05-24T21:02:25Z

i never update and i should. i'm awesome and i always have funny stories. and i'm beautiful. aw. kayleigh didn't write this.

i got bored

2005-05-18T23:10:33Z

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